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Time For Another “No Jackasses” Sale!

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Time For Another “No Jackasses” Sale!

Well, folks, it’s that time again – time for me to deny jackasses any more of my mental real estate. And my strategy for this these days is to instead celebrate and thank the customers and clients I have who aren’t jackasses and who understand that I’m a human being and not a spiritual vending machine. (Also, shout out to y’all who are smart enough to not piss off your rootworker ffs…) So I was nearly caught up with the shipping backlog from the epic trainwreck that my business relationship with the USPS has become, when right on cue somebody...

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Memorial Day Sale

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Memorial Day Sale

  Memorial Day is a somber celebration, and as a veteran — with many veterans among my ancestors and other beloved dead — I encourage you to take a minute over the holiday to set a light, say a prayer, and/or make an offering for those who have given their lives in service to their country. You can use the coupon code for tangible items at SeraphinStation.com. Bonus rewards points at Seraphin Station until midnight on June 1st.

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Vendredi Fou Sale

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Our Vendredi Fou sale is now live (our version of Black Friday/Cyber Monday), now through November 29th. You don't need a coupon code - the 10% discount on most tangible items is automatic. You won't see items show up as on sale in the main shop, but you'll see the discount during checkout. If you see something that you think should be in the sale and isn't, feel free to inquire - I had to fight with both platforms to get this thing going given how incredibly slow my internet connection is right now. (It rained yesterday, and Century Link's...

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Valentine's Day Sale

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Use coupon code VALENTINE15 at checkout for 15% items in the Love category. Good at either the Etsy shop or SeraphinStation.com through the 17th of February. Includes several love/relationship-specific Tarot readings. Some services excluded.

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