News — preschoolers are philistines

Some of y’all testers and critics are really mean! Coffee at Midnight smells like coffee, for real, because it contains coffee oil, cold pressed from the seeds of Coffea arabica L. I source the best ingredients I can manage for this formula, and they’re expensive. But some of you are not impressed. One reviewer’s verdict: “Smells like pumpkin seeds covered in raccoon poop.” – Jane, age 4 Get a real job, Jane. (I’m just kidding, sweetie. You’re good. And I’d probably be worried about you if you did like coffee at the age of four  ) Fortunately, most adults who appreciate both coffee and...