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No more custom stuff at Etsy. There are too many histrionic assholes who can’t be arsed to read things. They’ve ruined it for everybody else. You’ll have to go to Seraphinstation.com for mojos, kits, etc. as of today, because all custom stuff has now been pulled from Etsy.

Shipping Updates International rates: I’ve contracted with a third-party platform in order to get the absolute lowest possible shipping rates via bulk/volume discounts. Transit time is 1-4 weeks depending on your location/local service, and packages are fully trackable from my door to yours if you live in one of the 55 participating countries. [1] These are the best international shipping rates I’ve ever seen, and I’m really excited to have finally negotiated them for my overseas customers. Just for an example: Canada Rest of World 2 half-ounce bottles of oil $9.00 $11.00 3.5 pounds worth of stuff $24.00 $36.00 See the Shipping Rates...

The bad news is not news to anybody probably: I’m still not caught up from when I started getting underwater a couple of months ago when we got knocked offline for a while. It’s been one thing after another since then: several predator attacks and chicken deaths, water heater went out, oven went out, offline again for a few more days, car needed new engine, dog needed vet, Mike needed dentist (and caught himself a horrible case of poison ivy the same weekend), etc, etc. And to be honest, it looks like that’s just what “normal” looks like around here,...

Sorry to get this reminder out so late, but it’s been raining heavily again, and rain at Seraphin Station usually means no reliable internet at Seraphin Station, sigh…   Anyway, as usual, I’m doing one honey jar for issues related to relationships (and they don’t have to be romantic relationships) and another for prosperity/career/income. Since COVID has brought such massive change and instability to so many people’s lives and and income situations, I’ve been offering the prosperity honey jar as a pay-what-you-can service. Work starts tonight, the 12th, but there is a little wiggle room and you can join up late as long...

I’m trying to get a service appointment with the ISP now. [*] All of my systems are web or cloud based – customer database, bookkeeping, shipping, customer relationship management, communication platforms, payment processing, all of it. So I’m behind on all of that. But before you get all shirty about an order you expected to have in your hands by now, please keep in mind that 8 tornadoes have hit Alabama so far and at least five people are confirmed dead. We had a bout of insane weather last week, too. *People are dead* and services have been disrupted. So...