Tarot Reading, 3-7 Card Layout, Email

Tarot Reading, 3-7 Card Layout, Email

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This email reading covers the overwhelming majority of common queries quite well. It might not do if you want a detailed year ahead reading or a look at what would unfold if you took path A vs B vs C vs D, but barring that kind of depth/breadth, this should be plenty of reading to cover whatever your query is.  (I've been told plenty of times that my three-card readings go into more depth than a lot of other folks' 10-card readings.)

Now, I will pull a couple of extra cards if necessary - I'm not going to be draconian about the exact number of cards on the table. Your reading will get what it needs to get to do the job. I'm just putting some limits out here to head off bookings for "past life readings analyzing my entire karmic relationship trajectory" or "the family mystery that goes back 17 generations" or "with which of these three guys will I be happiest" type things. Don't try to book this service for questions like that. But for any sort of regular reasonably-focused query, you should be able to get what you're after out of it.

No Fortune-Telling Crap

I don't do "what is the name of my future husband and when will we meet" stuff. Those aren't useful avenues of inquiry, and I come from a practical place focused on what you can learn or do to enjoy life and/or change your situation for the better, so I don't see the point of having a reading just to have a thirty-minute session of wish-fulfillment/fantasy role playing. I don't see the point in that kind of carnival cold-reading fortune-telling crap, in other words, and I'm not gonna waste time with it.

I am not a mind-reader nor am I clairaudient, so if you want somebody to tell you your dog's name or what you're wearing, you don't want to book with me. Please go to someone else. If you want a thoughtful, insightful reading and are willing to participate in the reading, then contact me -- I have a great deal of experience helping folks see and release useless or harmful patterns of behavior, and see and capitalize on positive patterns and energies. 

I don't do mumbo-jumbo and fluffy teddy bears and fortune-cookie readings - I do practical, down-to-earth readings that leave you with a clearer picture of your situation and options and empower you to make better decisions for your success and well-being. I am not here to wow anybody with my "amazing psychic-to-the-stars!!11omg" skills or "no need to tell me a thing!" gimmicks. We're here to help you, not test me. If you feel like you need to test me, that tells me you're still something of a newcomer to all of this and don't get how it all works yet, and I don't have time to deal with more than about one client like that at any given time. Since I probably already have one, you'll probably be happier booking with somebody else.

Limits of Scope

One concern, question, or issue per session. If you have multiple questions about Tom and Andy, you need more than one reading. You can book a slightly reduced rate second topic/question alongside your first one for the same session for things like that, but be aware that this could well double your turnaround time as it's two different readings.

Do not try to squeeze a life path reading or a year-ahead forecast out of this, and don't try to sneak in a bunch of stopping points on a long timeline (like "what's it like now, but also in one month, and also in six months, and will his mother ever trust me?" etc. It won't work and you risk getting yourself fired as a reading client. Feel free to write first if you aren't sure about how to frame your question or what is reasonable in terms of timeframes.

After You Book

When you book your service, you will receive an automated confirmation that lets you know your order has been received. It will have an order number like "S1225."

Once you've gotten that email and order number, fill out and submit the new reading intake form here.

Waiting Times and Queues for Services

Email readings are done on a first-come, first-served basis. You are reserving a spot in line. I cannot tell you what date your reading will be delivered on because I don't know yet. It depends on what's ahead of you in the queue, among other things, and there's nearly always some back-and-forth involved.

The turnaround time generally ranges from 1-3 weeks. Turnaround times are estimates only. Sometimes the queue is shorter or longer. You are encouraged to ask about the current queue before booking if you're in a hurry.

Readings are a spiritual service and divination is an art. You are paying for the cost of my time, effort, and energy, so all bookings are final once I have begun work on your case and no refunds can be processed. This includes my reading a long email and taking notes on the information, and it includes the creation and preparation of your client file with birthchart/name/astrological info and case history for the involved parties, which may be prepared well in advance of my finishing your typed report.

If you want to cancel and work has not begun, I'll cheerfully process a refund, but you need to request it and I need to initiate it on this end. Chargebacks are considered theft and will be reported and handled as outlined in the TOS.

By booking this service, you are signifying that you have read, understood, and accept the Terms of Service, especially those emphasized in the Client Agreement re. start and end dates, communication limits, cancellations and refunds, and client privacy guarantees.

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