Tristitia Geomancy Oil
This geomancy series of esoteric oils is made with medieval and renaissance herbal and astrological correspondences, which can sometimes differ significantly from those of traditional hoodoo rootwork.
In geomancy, Tristitia signifies sadness. It can mean problems with depression, emotional pain, and stress. Often, it indicates the need for counseling - it suggests you probably aren't going to get out of this anytime soon relying only on your own efforts or devices.
It can occasionally turn up as a positive thing in a geomancy reading if the matter at hand has to do with very deep bases and foundations and roots. If you're literally excavating something and need to make sure nothing shifts or goes unbalanced while you're engaged in the long, slow work, you actually want a little Tristitia energy for that.
Or if you're an undercover agent investigating a group you've infiltrated and you need things to not change rapidly while you poke around in the basement, Tristitia's what you want.
Short of that, I'd probably save it for hexing the crap out of my enemies. Y'all that be writing me wanting y'alls enemies to get their karmic retribution right now where you can watch it happen? Well, I"ll say for the hundredth time that that isn't what karma is, does, or means, *but* aiming Tristitia energy at them, if you do it effectively, is like dropping a big old Saturn bomb right on top of their house.
There's no quick cleanup for that kind of slow-moving, heavy duty influence. So make sure this is really what you want and you can articulate *something* more coherent than "get what they deserve" about it. You want to be sure that visible cosmic spankings are really the kind they deserve, for starters.
Remember, we don't and can't get ringside seats to everything, and the idea that we could or would is really incredibly hubristic if you think about it. And if getting splatted publicly is ultimately letting them off the hook compared to what they really deserve, you might find your patience is a virtue. After all, the universe may have bigger fish to fry with them anyway that we don't even know about.
But if you want them to be slow-moving and muddled, lackadaisical, plodding, and dull, with the weight of the world on their shoulders, Tristitia could be a nice nasty telegram to send.
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