Look Me Over, Check Me Out Oil
This listing is for a half-ounce bottle of Look Me Over, Check Me Out oil, containing real herbs and essential oils valued in the hoodoo tradition to help you get noticed in the right ways by the right people.
It's useful in social, professional, and romantic contexts, so it's pretty close to being a multi-purpose oil, and that makes it a great choice for your essential, core stock of conjure oils. Folks have traditionally used it for all kinds of things, ranging from trying to make new friends to selling a book or film script to competing in a crowded sales niche to getting an admissions committee not to rush over their application based on what the first few lines say but to read it slowly and carefully, giving full weight to everything in it.
You won't get "crossed wires" where all your real estate clients start to fall in love with you or something like that as long as you're careful and specific in your petitions for the work you're doing.
HANDLING TIMES: Please note published handling times, which start at 5 business days for hoodoo blends like oils and bath crystals. I make all my formulas in tiny batches, with the appropriate herbs, curios, and prayers involved in making up your order to send out to you. Nothing I make is pre-made and pulled off a shelf when you order. I make, pray over, bless, pour, blend, sew, paint, and usually package every single item myself, too, so this is what you are signing up for when you order from me.
The payoff for your patience is that you get fresh blends and fresh products, made the old fashioned way, by hand, by someone with over three decades of experience -- someone paying personal attention to *your* bottle of oil or candle. That personal attention is my goal - not one- or two-day turnaround.
USAGE: Oils are for prayer and ritual use; they are not cosmetics or perfumes. While some customers do wear this oil as an anointing oil (which is not the same thing as wearing a perfume or cologne), they are careful to do a skin test first, since they know that I cannot possibly predict individual sensitivities or allergic reactions. All-natural does not equal hypoallergenic, y'all! If you need suggestions on how to use dressing oils in the conjure tradition, see the blog and follow the tags.
LEGALESE: As required by law, all items are sold as curios and/or for educational purposes in the study of folklore and popular religion. I use these items myself though - I don't sell anything I haven't used myself - and quite a few customers over the years have sworn by my traditional formulas. Nearly everything I carry is hand-made or hand-blended by me, from recipes I have learned or developed over the course of a lifetime spent around this work and 35 years of performing it myself.
MORE INFO / KEEP IN TOUCH: Find more information on various spiritual products and their uses via the website at seraphinstation.com. You can also keep up with any issues that might affect shipping/processing times there - I live in an extremely remote rural area that does not enjoy all the amenities of city life, services, and utilities, so sometimes the DSL goes down for a day or two just for fun, for instance.
handling times start at five business days minimum for all items (excludes weekends and holidays)
posted handling times are estimates, not guarantees, and will vary depending on order size and amount of customization involved
all sales are final; we do not accept returns
any refunds must be initiated by us; chargebacks are considered theft
we will send a personal acknowledgment email within 48 business hours of receiving your payment to let you know your order has entered processing, after which it cannot be modified or canceled
we will send a notification email when we purchase your shipping label for your packaged order, so when it's ready to ship, you know as soon as we know
we are not able to provide updates during order processing beyond these two emails
any unusual issues affecting handling times will be announced on our website and social media channels
- handling times start at five business days minimum (excludes weekends and holidays); customization generally requires 10 business days minimum
- posted handling times are estimates, not guarantees, and will vary depending on order size and amount of customization involved
- all sales are final; we do not accept returns
- we will send a notification email when we purchase your shipping label for your packaged order, so when it's ready to ship, you know as soon as we know
- we are not able to provide updates during order processing beyond this notification - the answer is always going to be "your order will ship when it is ready"
- any unusual issues affecting handling times will be announced on our website and social media channels and in the shop announcements section
- we don't send instructions for anything that doesn't say it comes with instructions