Inflammatory Confusion Oil
Seraphin Station

Inflammatory Confusion Oil

Regular price $12.00 $0.00 Unit price per

Half ounce bottle of Inflammatory Confusion Oil, containing appropriate essential oils, herbs, and curios, including black mustard seeds.

This one is more aggressive than plain old confusion, for when you want them running around agitated and wasting energy, not just sitting there slack-jawed, unable to remember why they're there. The ingredients in this formula are designed to agitate, to set tempers aflame, to set teeth on edge, and to keep your target(s) from calming down or sitting still long enough to look at anything rationally. 

I used Inflammatory Confusion for a client's court case one time when his opponent was famous for skating through life on charm and flattery. He had everybody fooled into thinking he was just such a nice guy and my client was out to get him and was telling lies. We needed him to slip up so his true colors would show, so we targeted his entire legal team plus anybody in his family or business who stood a chance of being called to speak in his favor.

The opponent's lawyer screwed up some paperwork and the guy totally showed his ass in front of the judge and everybody as a giant narcissistic prat. By the end of the day, the judge was pretty irritated too. Nobody on their side went home happy, but my client did.

Now I don't recommend Inflammatory Confusion in every case. If anybody close to your target is prone to explosive outbursts or violence, you might not need to sprinkle this much heat on the situation. If you have an unstable person in the mix, there could be collateral damage if they explode, so consider if there are any innocent bystanders in the mix and whether this is legitimately the best route to take for what you want to accomplish before using it. There are always other ways to work a case and you don't always want or need to throw the nastiest possible thing at it. (Read more about sometimes counterintuitive approaches to working at the blog and on the Altar Work page.)

But if the situation warrants it and you need confusion, bad attitudes, and hot tempers to reign supreme, Inflammatory Confusion is a good traditional choice.

HANDLING TIMES: Please note published handling times, which start at 5 business days and will be longer for custom-finished items and large orders. Why? Two reasons: 

One, I make all my formulas in tiny batches, only decanting your oil order from the mother bottle and adding herbs and prayers after your order's come in, for instance. The payoff for your patience is that you get fresh blends and fresh products, made by hand the old fashioned way, by a traditional rootworker with 35 years of experience.. There are plenty of other places where you can get 2-day turnaround. There aren't plenty of other places where you can be sure your order is getting that kind of personal attention from someone knowledgeable. And that personal attention is my goal.

Two, I live in the middle of nowhere and I have to expect time-sucking delays as par for the course, like the internet going down 'cause a cow broke the line (yes, we have DSL) or the postal service just not coming here at all for a few days because a storm washed our mailbox into the ditch down the dirt road, stuff like that.

USAGE: Oils are for prayer and ritual use; they are not cosmetics or perfumes. While some customers do use this oil as an anointing oil (which is not the same thing as wearing a perfume or cologne), they are careful to do a skin test first, since they know that I cannot possibly predict individual sensitivities or allergic reactions. All-natural does not equal hypoallergenic, y'all! If you need suggestions on how to use condition and anointing oils in the conjure tradition, see the Education tab in the main menu.

LEGALESE: As required by law, all items are sold as curios and/or for educational purposes in the study of folklore and popular religion. I use these items myself though - I don't sell anything I haven't used myself - and quite a few customers over the years have sworn by my traditional formulas since I started selling them in 2002.
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