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Goofer Dust
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Goofer Dust

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Goofer Dust is not nice stuff. If you're reading this listing and don't already know about it, it's the kind of thing you use when you're just fine with it if the target dies. Workers don't always use it strictly for killing work, but they never, ever use it for anything nice.

It contains ingredients designed to cross enemies, cause confusion and instability of mind and purpose, drive people away, or cause spiritual illness. There are probably as many goofer dust recipes as there are rootworkers, but this stuff traditionally contains some noxious ingredients that you would want to avoid touching for very long, avoid breathing in, avoid having contact your eyes or mouth, and keep away from children, pets, and anybody who is not your target.

If you are especially sensitive and/or have allergies or asthma, you should probably just wear a dust mask when you handle this to avoid inhaling fine airborne particles.

I'd encourage you to wash your hands immediately after handling, before you touch anything else. Even better if you can use Van Van soap or something. I'd also encourage you to remove any sterling silver jewelry items before handling it. And I'd urge you to do good spiritual cleansing after using it, since this is crossing/cursing work.

Comes in a corked glass vial suitable for display if you have your own cabinet of curiosities going. Vials may vary slightly depending on my supplier, but it will hold 20 mls by volume.

HANDLING TIMES: Please note published handling times, which start at 5 business days and will be longer for custom-finished items, large orders, and some specialty/extra strength formulas. Why? Two reasons:

One, I make all my formulas in tiny batches, decanting and praying over every oil order as it comes in, for instance. It's not a matter of just grabbing a bottle off a shelf and popping it into an envelope. And I stock only what I know I can use within a certain shelf life. That means I can have unexpected runs on formulas that use up my stock of an ingredient, and it takes a few days for more to arrive. The payoff for your patience is that you get fresh blends and fresh products, made by hand the old fashioned way, by a traditional rootworker with 35 years of experience.

Two, I live in the middle of nowhere and I have to expect time-sucking delays as par for the course, like the internet going down 'cause a cow broke the line, stuff like that.

USAGE: Oils are for prayer and ritual use; they are not cosmetics or perfumes. While some customers do use some dressing oils as anointing oils (which is not the same thing as wearing a perfume or cologne), they are careful to do a skin test first, since they know that all-natural does not equal hypoallergenic. If you need suggestions on how to use condition and anointing oils in the conjure tradition, see the Education link up top.

LEGALESE:  As required by law, all items are sold as curios to preserve and teach the traditions of folklore and popular religion. I don't sell anything I don't use myself, though, and quite a few customers over the years have sworn by my traditional formulas since I started selling them in 2002.

MORE INFO / KEEP IN TOUCH: Visit our blog for more information on various spiritual products and their uses, plus over ten years' worth of articles about folklore and conjure. You can also sign up for our mailing list to get the latest news and subscriber-only goodies.

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  • handling times start at five business days minimum for all items  (excludes weekends and holidays)
  • posted handling times are estimates, not guarantees, and will vary depending on order size and amount of customization involved
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