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Dressed, Fixed St. Benedict Vigil Candle - Enough of Your F*ckery
Dressed, Fixed St. Benedict Vigil Candle - Enough of Your F*ckery
Dressed, Fixed St. Benedict Vigil Candle - Enough of Your F*ckery
Seraphin Station

Dressed, Fixed St. Benedict Vigil Candle - Enough of Your F*ckery

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St. Benedict is Catholicism's exorcist par excellence, invoked for protection, driving away evil, and dodging the snares of the wily serpent, with the power to banish Satan himself in the name of God.

His traditional holy medal is recognizable by its highly unusual design and symbolism.

Among a host of other emblems and initialisms on it are the letters "VRS," which stands for "vade retro, Satana," or "get back, Satan." In folk practice, however, it's often used against less specific, even unknown evils, including human ones. So St. Benedict is invoked as an ally even when the "devils" in question don't have brimstone breath.

If you've had it up to here with somebody's annoying fuckery and want to invoke St. Benedict's help in clearing said fuckery out of your environment, this is the candle for you.

When you check out, leave a note giving me your petition or intention in a sentence or two. I will fix, dress, and bless an appropriately-colored St. Benedict vigil candle with suitable herbs, oils, curios, and powders for your intention. I will also make and dress a name/petition paper for you and affix it to the candle glass if you give me sufficient info and want me to. Customization within reason is no big deal - feel free to write and ask if you aren't sure what "within reason" covers.

(If you want a plain, undecorated vigil light instead, those are available in a separate listing.)


These candles weigh about 1.5 pounds each. In the continental United States, I can use a third-party service to ship these in a roughly shoebox-sized box for a flat $10. You'll need to select the Cubic Shoebox option at checkout. This box will hold up to two of these candles. It will also hold a few additional small things, maybe a couple of bottles of oil, but nothing much larger and not very many of them, so be aware of the limitations here if you want to get the best possible shipping price.

If you want more than two candles, it might make sense to break it up into more than one order, or to write me with a list of what you want and have me send you an invoice, because the checkout system in the store is going to go by weight and destination and might not spit out the best possible rate.

If you select the Cubic Shoebox option and all of your items do not fit into the 10x8x4 box, we'll send you an invoice for any difference that we need to ship your order. We can't start processing your order until any balance is received, so please, please feel free to write first if you have any questions or concerns about shipping with these.

HANDLING TIMES: Please note published handling times, which start at 5 business days and will be longer for custom-finished items, large orders, and some specialty/extra strength formulas. Why? Two reasons:

One, I make all my formulas in tiny batches, decanting and praying over every oil order as it comes in, for instance. It's not a matter of just grabbing a bottle off a shelf and popping it into an envelope. And I stock only what I know I can use within a certain shelf life. That means I can have unexpected runs on formulas that use up my stock of an ingredient, and it takes a few days for more to arrive. The payoff for your patience is that you get fresh blends and fresh products, made by hand the old fashioned way, by a traditional rootworker with 35 years of experience.

Two, I live in the middle of nowhere and I have to expect time-sucking delays as par for the course, like the internet going down 'cause a cow broke the line, stuff like that.

USAGE: Oils are for prayer and ritual use; they are not cosmetics or perfumes. While some customers do use some dressing oils as anointing oils (which is not the same thing as wearing a perfume or cologne), they are careful to do a skin test first, since they know that all-natural does not equal hypoallergenic. If you need suggestions on how to use condition and anointing oils in the conjure tradition, see the Education link up top.

LEGALESE:  As required by law, all items are sold as curios to preserve and teach the traditions of folklore and popular religion. I don't sell anything I don't use myself, though, and quite a few customers over the years have sworn by my traditional formulas since I started selling them in 2002.

MORE INFO / KEEP IN TOUCH: Visit our blog for more information on various spiritual products and their uses, plus over ten years' worth of articles about folklore and conjure. You can also sign up for our mailing list to get the latest news and subscriber-only goodies.

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  • handling times start at five business days minimum for all items  (excludes weekends and holidays)
  • posted handling times are estimates, not guarantees, and will vary depending on order size and amount of customization involved
  • all sales are final; we do not accept returns
  • any refunds must be initiated by us; chargebacks are considered theft
  • we will send a notification email when we purchase your shipping label for your packaged order, so when it's ready to ship, you know as soon as we know
  • we are not able to provide updates during order processing beyond this notification
  • any unusual issues affecting handling times will be announced on our website and social media channels
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