Ultimate Black Arts Oil - Totally Customized
Please note handling times for this custom formula start at 10 business days at a minimum, excluding weekends and holidays. Depending on what I need to obtain or create to customize your oil, the handling time could well be longer than that. I won't know until I've got a clear picture of what you're wanting to do with this formula, and we may discover in our preliminary discussion that I need to make your oil during a particular astrological event for best results, for instance - and that event might not be happening within the next week or two. So please do not order this if you have to have it by a certain date unless you get that date guaranteed by me in writing before you order.
When we talk about Black Arts in conjure, we’re not necessarily just talking about cursing and jinxing, though that’s certainly part of the power that Black Arts products are designed to amplify for the user of the formula. But Black Arts also refers to necromancy, the ability to communicate with the dead and with ancestors, scrying, conjuration of spirits, and the power of reversing hexes (and sending them back “with interest” which veers over into Revenge rather than simple Reversing).
And that's how the base for this oil was designed. To that base, Ultimate Black Arts oil adds herbal, mineral, and/or talismanic additions keyed to you and your specific situation/goal/petition, including real human bone. (This human bone is legally and ethically obtained per the laws of my state and country of residence - you are responsible for ensuring you are in compliance with your own local laws when purchasing/importing this oil.)
So this will be *your* oil - nobody else's. There'd be no point in lending it out or in someone else using it. I'm using your precise, unique astrological data based on your exact place and time of birth (down to the minute, if you give me that information) as well as any influencing elements associated with a specific target, if you have one. This is something akin to giving a trained hunting dog someone's belongings so the dog can get their scent, if you'll allow a potentially awkward metaphor. Once the dog has it, that's that - locked in.
Please provide your date, time, and place of birth and your one- or two-sentence statement of goal or petition by filling out and submitting this Customization Intake Form after you check out.
I'm creating a little symbolic magical environment, just like any other container spell such as a honey jar or mojo bag. So I put things in the environment that resonate with what you want to accomplish with this formula or to see writ larger in your life environment, be they ingredients keyed to a particular spirit or planetary energy or an actual, physical talisman that I create and draw or carve onto stone or metal. This has a few implications to keep in mind.
- You know how you aren't supposed to let anybody else handle your mojo bag? Same deal here. Add something of your own to it when you get it, if you like, and then keep it safe. If you're going to carry it with you, consider some kind of container for it with a little padding like a fabric lipstick case or glasses case. If you want to have it in your pocket for easy access, consider decanting some into a smaller container that you can tuck away more easily so it's not clanging against your keys all the time.
- I need "particulars" to do this work properly, and those particulars need to include your date, time, and place of birth as well as explanations of the general uses towards which you'll be putting this oil. Now, this doesn't mean you have to know in advance about every bit of Black Arts work you might want to do over the next couple of years, but it does mean I need some idea of where you are now and what your current practice is. If you stretch and grow beyond it in the near future -- and I imagine you will if you're ready to dedicate regular practice towards it and invest in customized tools to help you do it -- then that's wonderful. But part of my job here is to give you a *useful* customized tool to help further you on your path, and so I need a realistic picture of where you're starting and what your next steps are likely to be. (If you don't have the exact minute/second of your birth time, that's alright, but the more precise you can be, the better.)
- It's best to choose one or two things if you want its ingredients tweaked for very specific goals (and you do not have to pick super specific goals if that doesn't fit your situation). If you ask one item or bottle of oil to do a whole bunch of extremely specific things, it probably won't do any of them especially well.
- Example of how you might want to customize: you have very little historical/genealogical information available to you about your ancestry, and you want to discover more about and start working with your unknown/unnamed ancestors through your spiritual practice. You might also want, more generally, to improve your connection to and communication with the spirits of the dead, perhaps establishing a strong working relationship with a particular spirit or ancestor to accompany you on this path, as it were, to be a guide or mentor. Or you want to perform all of this work under the aegis of a spirit or saint or deity who is fitting to call upon for matters like this. Those would be fine goals for this custom oil.
- Example of how you don't want to customize: "I will uncover the names and histories of all members of my maternal lineage 12 generations back, and among them I will find a strong ally to help me discern and overcome this generational curse, and John Smith and his entire family will be cursed for 7 generations of descendants unless he pays me the money he owes me and immediately treats me and my family only with respect from now on."
- If you envision using it in work for a bunch of very specific things, that's fine - have me customize it for you personally in a more general, traditional Black Arts formula keyed to you, and then you can set it to work on more specific individual concerns through your own prayers, petitions, and spell choices when those situations come up. This is preferable to having me make an oil with 100 different ingredients in it or the like.
The details are up to you, and legally I can make no claims or guarantees about this oil having any supernatural powers. But I can promise that all ingredients will be in a custom, high-quality Black Arts base that contains real human bone and other materia magica, herbs, and essential oils prized by rootworkers for generations. And I can promise that this oil will be individually made by me, with full attention to your customization concerns and the full benefit of my 35 years of experience as a rootworker. I don't "outsource" any aspect of my altar work or formula creation. I'm hands on for all of it.
Please note that this is a spiritual item and not a cosmetic or perfume, and it definitely won't smell like anything from Bath & Body Works. This is traditional old-school conjure. In traditional old-school conjure, mullein or whatever is NOT an adequate substitute for graveyard dirt; Black Arts formulas do NOT have "hints of autumn leaves and pumpkin accords at the heart note" and do NOT smell like perfume; condition and ritual oils are NOT "charged under a full moon" because that doesn't make any flippin' sense; and there aren't any pagan gods or goddesses involved in the creation of this oil - especially not any who really, really like glitter and lilac or gardenia. If you're not really ready to get your hands dirty - maybe literally - then there's no shame in that, but this probably isn't the oil for you right now.
Be aware that I do not make this as a cosmetic and it is not labeled in accordance with cosmetic labeling laws. I have no way of predicting any sensitivities or allergies you might have, and I cannot be held responsible for allergic reactions if you choose to use this item as a cosmetic anyway. All-natural does not equal hypoallergenic.
handling times start at five business days minimum for all items (excludes weekends and holidays)
posted handling times are estimates, not guarantees, and will vary depending on order size and amount of customization involved
all sales are final; we do not accept returns
any refunds must be initiated by us; chargebacks are considered theft
we will send a notification email when we purchase your shipping label for your packaged order, so when it's ready to ship, you know as soon as we know
we are not able to provide updates during order processing beyond this notification
any unusual issues affecting handling times will be announced on our website and social media channels
we don't send instructions for anything that doesn't say it comes with instructions, but there's lots of info at the blog
- handling times start at five business days minimum (excludes weekends and holidays); customization generally requires 10 business days minimum
- posted handling times are estimates, not guarantees, and will vary depending on order size and amount of customization involved
- all sales are final; we do not accept returns
- we will send a notification email when we purchase your shipping label for your packaged order, so when it's ready to ship, you know as soon as we know
- we are not able to provide updates during order processing beyond this notification - the answer is always going to be "your order will ship when it is ready"
- any unusual issues affecting handling times will be announced on our website and social media channels and in the shop announcements section
- we don't send instructions for anything that doesn't say it comes with instructions