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Subscribers-Only Offering - 081320
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Subscribers-Only Offering - 081320

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If you are a mailing list subscriber, you should have received an email with details about an item I'm making available to subscribers only.

As outlined in that email, the coupon code can be applied once you have $5 worth of product in your shopping cart. (This listing does not count towards that $5.)

You can then add this exclusive item to your cart and then, when you're checking out, enter the coupon code you got in that email. The coupon value is for the price listed here, so the item will cost you nothing as long as you use the coupon code.

I can't leave this up forever because new subscribers can access the mailing list archives and get the code, and I could conceivably end up with more subscribers trying to use the code than I have sufficient supply of this item to give away. But I imagine I will be able to leave it up for a week at least, unless I experience an unprecedented burst of subscriber growth, and I don't see why I would. But if for some reason it looks like I will run out sooner than I expected, I'll post to that effect on social media and/or this list to give you a heads up.

And if you were already a subscriber when I sent it out but you really can't order until after I take the code down, I don't have a problem giving you a raincheck, basically, and sending along the item with your next order if I still have enough to give away when you ask me to do that. You'd just have to email me after you checked out in the future and I'd have to manually adjust your order.

But if you're really keen on this item and would be upset to miss it, ordering within the next week is your safest bet, because I can't just make more of this item.

If you're not a subscriber and are wondering what in the heck this is, well, it's a secret :) Only mailing list subscribers know, and only mailing list subscribers can get it, because it's not something I have listed for sale anywhere where you can add it to your cart. But you can get in on future special offers and giveaways if you subscribe to the mailing list.

If you add this listing to your cart and do not use the coupon code, I will just cancel and refund this item from your order. You have to have the coupon code.

If you were a subscriber as of 8/13/20 and didn't get the email and don't see it in your other Gmail inboxes or your spam folder, contact me so I can see what the deal is and get it fixed for you.


HANDLING TIMES: Please note published handling times, which start at 5 business days minimum and will be longer for custom-finished items, large orders, and some specialty/extra strength formulas. You can expect a 10-day handling time for an order with one custom item, and longer than that if the order contains multiple custom items. Why? Two reasons:
One, I make all my formulas in tiny batches, decanting and praying over every oil order as it comes in, for instance. It's not a matter of just grabbing a bottle off a shelf and popping it into an envelope. And I stock only what I know I can use within a certain shelf life. That means I can have unexpected runs on formulas that use up my stock of an ingredient and it takes a few days for more to arrive, or I need to go to back of our acreage and dig up a certain root to go in your custom spell kit. The payoff for your patience is that you get fresh blends and fresh products, made by hand the old fashioned way, by a traditional rootworker with 35 years of experience.
Two, I live in the middle of nowhere and I have to expect time-sucking delays as par for the course, like the internet going down 'cause a cow broke the line, stuff like that.
USAGE: Oils are for prayer and ritual use; they are not cosmetics or perfumes. While some customers do use some dressing oils as anointing oils (which is not the same thing as wearing a perfume or cologne), they are careful to do a skin test first, since they know that all-natural does not equal hypoallergenic. If you need suggestions on how to use condition and anointing oils in the conjure tradition, see the Education link up top.
LEGALESE:  As required by law, all items are sold as curios to preserve and teach the traditions of folklore and popular religion. I don't sell anything I don't use myself, though, and quite a few customers over the years have sworn by my traditional formulas since I started selling them in 2002.
MORE INFO / KEEP IN TOUCH: Visit our blog for more information on various spiritual products and their uses, plus over ten years' worth of articles about folklore and conjure. You can also sign up for our mailing list to get the latest news and subscriber-only goodies.
TL;DR TOS Highlights:
  • handling times start at five business days minimum (excludes weekends and holidays); customization generally requires 10 business days minimum
  • posted handling times are estimates, not guarantees, and will vary depending on order size and amount of customization involved
  • all sales are final; we do not accept returns
  • we will send a notification email when we purchase your shipping label for your packaged order, so when it's ready to ship, you know as soon as we know
  • we are not able to provide updates during order processing beyond this notification - the answer is always going to be "your order will ship when it is ready"
  • any unusual issues affecting handling times will be announced on our website and social media channels and in the shop announcements section
  • we don't send instructions for anything that doesn't say it comes with instructions

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